pansexuals will steal your girl, your man, your non-binary romantic partner, your car, your bank account PIN number, and your cat.
When people ask me to lead them in prayer
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
Just had some amazing zombie makeup done by Greg Nicotero of @walkingdead_amc fame! Incredible work and so much fun <3 (at Comic-Con 2014)
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
The Walking Dead cast on Katie.
Perfect response is perfect.